Ashes to ashes and dust to dust /
I ‘d rather go with a boom than a bust /
Load my ashes into a cartridge of cardboard /
Then drive to the sea, not the airport /
Load the cartridge into the Drurn /
Drurn? It’s a Drone, it’s an Urn! /
Fly my remains to the Deep Blue Sea* /
Then push the Big Red Release Button for me /
The pneumatic cannon will fire - let it be! /
First a bang, then a vertical storm /
Action and reaction: A column of dust will form /
A final farewell for family, friends and foes /
Poetry in Motion, that’s how it goes /

/*Local restrictions on the drone fly zone and spreading of ashes may apply /